West Ham Banter Archive August 07 2014

 

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07 Aug 2014 18:15:15
Had to do a banterpost because I love the humour of our fans ;well let's face it you could not be a supporter if you didn't have a sense of humour; let's start with AC who in conversation with local lads in Dawlish devon "don't worry I will definetly be back for business end of season you know the last 12 games " all that for only 95k a weelk! ;Valencia can't play in the first 2 or 3 games because he played in world cup ; Equador like England didn't make last 16 waynetta rooneys back et all England squad this is ridiculous; Mohammed ( my dream to play in top 6) diame may go off to join the superhoops with twitchy harry what strong ideals! noble " a couple of more signings we could make top 8" REALLY what has he been drinking at half time. on Saturday we play sampadoria a decent quality side this will give us an indication of where we are at I understand ( on a serious note ) that obiang will be discussed post match IRONMIKE



Gotta say, if nothing else our fans maintain a great sense of humour.

It seems we are giving serious consideration to OBIANG who is a clumsy version of Ya Ya Toure LMAO. He likes going forward but regularly forgets to take the ball with him :-) or plays a great pass off to the opposition defence!

On a more serious note we are still pursuing dawson and are trying to do a deal for Sakho from SECOND DIVISION Metz (sounds like another Maiga to me and who was it said that Jordan Rhodes couldn't make the step up. Someone else with a great sense of humour)



07 Aug 2014 12:16:59
Guys we sell Diame and don't get another midfielder we will get relegated u can't have a shell of a car but no engine midfielders bring the ball forward and have the chance to score, we have messi and aguero in our side as strikers we still won't score we need another midfielder and another right winger and a striker its that simple engine has to run before the car drives



It seems that twitchy is ready to meet the £3.5m buy out for Mo Diame. I'd like to see us try and use the money wisely and not on Crouch. If the board has any sense they could approach QPR for a Diame plus cash offer for QPR striker, REMY, Austin??

I still feel we need the mdifielder that can open defences with a clever pass or dribble but that doesn;t appear to be happening.

If Diame goes Obiang is still on the radar